What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?